Art by Heather Theurer
That amazing LILO one though, with a secret appearance of nemo…
I like Toronto a lot
I saw one on the drive back from Kelowna that was just: Chill
It was awesome! It was some company that deals with freezing things so slightly less cool but still:
Alexis Ren Cameltoe
Seriously ^ is that necessary?
yeah! wow. Girls have vaginas which means it’s not barbie doll smooth down there and tight fitting clothes might look a little rumply. whatever. fuck.
WOWZA. I would not want my but crack tattooed. The whole piece is beautiful but… nope.
Is there a way for you to transfer the calls directly into your boss’ voicemail? Then he/you could check the messages later at leisure. Often, the people who do the most work get punished when they don’t continue to pull the group’s weight.Matt doesn’t have a vm because when he did he was just getting hundreds and hundreds per day and was unable to keep up. Now most people just email him or try repeatedly to reach him here. Also he would never ever help me to do anything. He feels it’s because of the engineer’s hard work out in the field that we even have a job and we are all just paper pushers [entire admin staff]. I couldn’t send it to Laura because although she gets paid more and is his personal assistant she is unreliable and would likely not get anything done. Everyone else is kind of more in accounting. Also like our office is not very organized. For instance when the firm was much smaller the reception used to also file. Now miss know it all files full time, we fired the previous filer for her. She also gets paid like 20 bucks per hour. Well I still have to take care of requests for Field memos 98% of the time because it’s always gone to reception. Never mind that I no longer have anything to do with filing, don’t know where anything is and have to run around the office looking for them [and then get bitched at for not catching the phone more often..] because if it was sent to me I should do it.
Like first some fucking moron comes in to request letters of assurance IN PERSON. Without calling first. Laura is on lunch which means in an hour or two or three she MIGHT be back and no she doesn’t answer her fucking cell.
Then some annoying people come in from Toshiba and say they are taking my copier because Gary authorized it?! Well he’s also on lunch with his super fun group of super fun annoying fucktards from accounting [When the previous office manager took people out for lunch she took the entire admin team since we all work together.. but whatever.] and also doesn’t answer.
Now I’m being yelled at because drawings needed to be in KAMLOOPS today but were only on my desk this morning. That is impossible. The fastest is “next day” which means TUESDAY as it’s a long weekend. Like fuck. If you need something by a deadline maybe it should be done NOT ON THE DAY ITS FUCKING NEEDED. but that’s Laura’s style and apparently she was supposed to be “handling” this. This woman gets paid more than me. EVERYONE does.
Seriously just want to walk the fuck out right now.
I don’t know if it’s the film quality but her lips are like, the same colour as her skin basically. Wtf.
Actually worst day. Just want to cry.
And the weird thing is that 90% of the people in my office are awesome and sweet and kind but it’s my boss and admin coworkers who are douchy cunts and ruining the mood. I’m at the point where I feel like if everyone thinks I just sit around and do nothing and I guess magic faeries must be getting every single thing from my desk out same day, every email and phone request dealt with same day then what is my motivation to keep working hard? I mean my own work ethic is why and that’s why I keep doing it but I fully realize that I can never be happy in a work environment that doesn’t at least acknowledge my efforts. I don’t need it all the time but I don’t appreciate every small slip up to be a thing I need to be screamed at for. I don’t need Techs sighing and acting super pissed and annoyed because I cannot tell which memos pertain to which kind of work on THEIR own project. Like that is not my job. I already found the file and sorted the memos chronologically so all you need to do is spend 3 seconds to pick out the correct ones and I will email them over. Fuck. I don’t like when I’m trying to have a client question answered and the engineer says they don’t wanna deal with it. Like, you have to! I cannot answer these questions and it’s why you went to school and what can I even do. Like sorry. Yes that was our project but no one feels like wasting time to talk to you so. Bye. Like everyone here is so snappy and angry because of Matt that even the few who aren’t can’t really make up for it :( and most of those people leave anyway.